Why does a hairy guy with balloons/static electricity make me think of a cross between pikachu and sonic the hedgehog?

Why is it so hard to make a highwayman (like from the Tennyson poem made popular in recent history by Anne of Green Gables and Loreena McKennit) as a character in roleplaying?

How come gargoyles are so damn cute in Tales of Symphonia: New Dawn?

Do mangoes actually taste good with salt and pepper? What do mangoes even taste like? (Sunshowers by M.I.A.)

If you rub a gypsum weed concoction on your head and on the head of a lizard will it really talk to you? (The teachings of Don Juan - Carlos Castenada)

Why is it so hard to write anything worthwhile?

Why can't I make myself sit through Rob Roy anymore?

Why haven't I watched V for Vendetta recently?

How does one jive?

Why don't aquatic plants that are guaranteed to grow ever grow?

How come a nunchuck without a connecting cable is called a Kama?

How come cool people aren't cats anymore and when did things stop being the bee's knees?

Why isn't there any good music anymore?

Why doesn't anybody ever listen?

Why are people who are supposed to be your friends so quick to assume the worst of you?

If the world were flat where would the water go?

Why was Azazel banished from heaven for teaching humanity about makeup?

If angels are so perfect why do they keep having sex with mortal women?

What happens if nothing happens in 2012?

What was in the caterpillar's hooka in Alice in Wonderland?

How does someone die from having their wisdom teeth removed?

Why am I the only one who sees the truth?

Why would Sony engineer a controller that you can't use 2 of the buttons?

If the Egyptians really DID have help from aliens why is it the only things they built were huge piles of rocks?

Where is the nearest Ley line to me?

Why can't I find a home?

Why don't you want to learn?

What happened to the swing revival?

When did the monsters in the dark become my friends?

Why are thunderstorms so fascinating?

Why hasn't anybody joined my Dr. Who club thingy?

Why do people make ships in bottles?

Where is my spot?

Does the night still belong to lovers?

Why is a steel drum such a cool instrument?

Why do I think it would be cool to pair a steel drum and a cello?

What are you so afraid of?

What happened to being unique? Follow-up: when did counter culture become pop culture?

It's weird to come up with so many questions like that. I really didn't expect to have so many on my mind especially so randomly. I really don't care about them they just kind of came to me and I figured since I want to write and have no idea what to write I might as well start with questions. I have no inspiration anymore. It's a stumbling block for everybody I know, but somehow I can't see myself getting over it any time soon. I don't overly mind that except that I sometimes feel like I WANT to write or draw and I have nothing to write or nothing to draw.

I went back to some of my old stories and thought about reworking them a little, but they all seem so adolescent now. My tastes have changed and I can't write anything to satisfy them.

I think I need to get some workout materials so I can get in shape. Then when I get in these moods I can just go DO something for awhile. I'm bloody wired.

How come when I dream they all seem to fall into the same category? It's like everyone I know is becoming their characters in my dreams. One was a shaman who taught me their ways (which of course I forgot upon waking), others, a married couple were adventurers of a sort. Maybe they were mercenaries, I'm not sure...I don't think so though. She was more of a traveling scholar and he was basically just a badass. He didn't do anything to MAKE him badass he just was. We were doing something together...it involved peering over the edge of a cliff into a valley. There was a river or a stream in the valley...the sun was just coming up (it was that weird golden quality of light)...

I think I want to get huugin and muunin tattooed on my back, on my shoulder blades specifically. Haven't fully decided that yet, but it seems like a good idea. It actually has some meaning for me and it's not just retarded.

Warned you it was randomness